I need a holiday

Ok. I know I have just had one but I need another one. And I need it right now. Maybe somwhere with broadband internet access and no cellphones.

I got a bid in to write some software for me a few days back. It came through some time Sunday.

Hello,
I'm sure I can do it. I have GPS and can help you with doing this project. Dont stall for time, send me the funds and contact me ASAP if you want to get quality solution for your task. I think US$2000 is not so big money for you.

I have decided not to get this programmer to do the work. He might do some good work, but I really did not appreciate his manner. I will not be getting him to do the work.

Five of the same thing really!

What am I talking about? Well, in Married With Children, they were discussing the movie “Four Weddings and a Funeral”. Peg replied to a comment that that sounded life five of the same thing really, and I don’t think she was referring to the the fact that she thought that funerals were a time to celebrate.

Saturday night I got the chance to see the first half of “Four Weddings” at a friends house, and I must admit that I really was not sure how I was going to cope with that. I know that a few weeks before it would have been too much for me. I was pleasantly surprised with how funny the movie was, even watching it for the 20th time or so. All the jokes were fresh, and I really enjoyed the movie. I guess I really am feeling a lot better and really am moving on.

Humor

There was a good quote in the inside front cover of the Sydney Morning Herald yesterday. Maybe I will quote it here in the next few days. Anyway, a while back I heard this one…

4 Litre tin of Tar – $48.95
20kG of feathers – $123.23
Map to bosses house – Priceless