Geeks

A strange new device is being talked about on The BBC. It is a Washing Machine with a fingerprint reader that forces a different person to do the washing each time. Personally I did not think that there would be a market for such a device, but thinking about it I can see that yes, there might be such a need. But I can see problems… Such as one partner not being able to do any washing if the other partner goes away. I am sure there are over-rides but that sort of defeats the whole purpose…

After the other link to an article on Geeks and Nerds, I found this following article on my archive… I have added to it with UPPER CASE with my own comments where appropriate. I do not agree with everything, but it is a good overview of us geeks… Enjoy…

Right now though for me it is time for some sleep. Not sure why but I am feeling quite tired. I think I almost fell asleep during Law and Order a few moments ago.

From : http://skitten.best.vwh.net/geekguys.html

Geeks : Not So Bad After All

Actually, the title is a bit misleading. I think Geek guys are cool as ‘just friends’ or as a boyfriend. I have associated with Geek guys (and girls) all my life and have been richer for it. There are a number of reasons for this. (Yes, my boyfriend is a Geek and proud of it. So am I.)

Geek Guys are smart, loyal, interesting, have a cool sense of humor and are very creative. Parents love them, too.

No two Geek guys are exactly the same. And you wouldn’t want that in any case. It’s their individuality and endearing (odd) quirks that make you love them. However, while they -are- different, they have a lot of things in common. Listed below are some of things I’ve found that they do have in common. These are some of (the many) things that make a Geek guy a real treasure.

How does it work?

They love to take things apart to see how the parts work together or just to see what’s inside. It doesn’t matter if they can put it back together or not. If they can, (usually with screws left over [DEFINITELY]) that’s a plus… if not, it goes into the ‘cool stuff’ pile to be cannibalized later [CALLED A JUNK BOX]. Cannibalized for what? Who knows. [WHO CARES?] See Creativity.

Toys.

All Geek guys love and own toys. Be they the cheap Fast Food toys from a children’s meal or vintage props still in the original packing. These toys usually adorn the work space/office/computer area and are set up in a particular manner. This is called a Geekosphere. A Geek guy’s Geekosphere is sacred. It is a plus to be able to identify each toy. And if you cannot identify one, you should ask, if you are interested in the answer. He will be able to tell you everything about it and why it has a spot within his Geekosphere. [GEEKOSPHERE? I DON’T HAVE A NAME FOR MINE… AND I REALLY DONT HAVE MANY TOYS IN MINE]

Creativity.

Geek guys love to make things. Be it a electronics, software, or a `thingie’ that lights up. [THE LAST ARE THE MOST POPULAR – OR EVEN A PLANE]. Whatever it is, your Geek guy will put a lot of effort into it…. criticizing it is a bad thing, UNLESS, you can constructively point out a flaw in the design and offer a solution. Geek guys love it when you are interested in their fun. Also, you will learn things about stuff you never knew existed. Check out a Geek guy’s website. You will find some of the most outrageous, obscure stuff you never thought of. [LIKE A GPS TRACKED CHILDRENS SCOOTER… FOR HOLLYWOOD… OR A BLOG]

Geek guys and a challenge.

No challenge can be turned away. Ever. Be it an intellectual challenge or a physical challenge. Geek guys will rise to the occasion. They may have to call Brazil to get the answer to a question or not sleep for 3 days writing a program or playing a video game or break their thumb opening something but they will prevail! I have known a Geek guy who spent a week finding out the name of the Actor of an obscure character in a commercial that was seen 25 years ago because he was challenged to. He prevailed. [I HAVE A FRIEND WHO SPENT 3-6 MONTHS ON A PROJECT BECAUSE HE WAS TOLD IT COULD NOT BE DONE. HE PREVAILED. PART OF THAT SOFTWARE IS NOW A PART OF MICROSOFT WINDOWS].

I have seen a Geek guy spend hours taking something apart to fix it when he could have gone to the store and spent $5 for a replacement item because he ‘should be able to fix it, d*mmit!’ He prevailed. I’ve seen a Geek guy tear apart his computer and put it back together to get a piece of hardware working. It was a challenge. He prevailed. Yes, challenges are irresistible to a Geek guy and watching them and their intense concentration on the challenge at hand is truly a sight worth seeing.

Humor.

The Geek guy often has an obscure, twisted sense of humor. It’s usually laced with a bit of sarcasm and is full of little known references… unless, of course, he is among other Geek pals, who will know exactly what he’s talking about. Often times, a Geek guy will put himself down in his humor. Geek guys can laugh at themselves as much as they laugh at the world in general.

Dress.

Casual, comfortable and ‘wearable.’ A Geek guy usually lives in jeans and a T-shirt. Occasionally, he’ll throw on an oxford type shirt or sweater. What’s important is that he is comfortable. Period. (Note: The wardrobe of a Geek guy can vary widely, from sweats to jeans to dockers. It depends on the Geek guy himself.) If he’s comfortable, he is free to let himself concentrate on whatever it is that he is working on. Glasses and a ‘no fuss’ hair style are often common.

Geek guys and a mystery.

Like challenges, mysteries are siren songs to a Geek guy. They must know how something works. They must open that door, press the red button. Geek guys can be worse than a cat. However, their intelligence will help them solve the mystery and put things back together once they’ve torn it apart to look at the insides. [BUT WE MAY IMPROVE IT PUTTING IT BACK TOGETHER. SURE, OTHERS MAY NOT APPRECIATE OUR IMPROVEMENTS BUT THEY ARE THERE]. Mysteries are not as intensive as challenges. They don’t need to be solved immediately but they will always be in the back of the brain. Once a Geek guy latches onto a mystery, it may take time, but he will unlock it to his satisfaction. [OFTEN THEY WILL BE SOLVED IN BED AT 3AM WHILST LYING AWAKE]

Music.

This can be anything. In fact, what makes this a common element among Geek guys, is their love of music and variety of it. Everything from Rock to Alternative to Classical to Oldies to Opera to Folk music. [OR ALL OF THE ABOVE]. One thing I have seen is a tendency to dislike Country music [OTHERS DON’T MIND THIS, IN MODERATION]. I’m not quite sure why this is. Most Geek guys own at least one instrument, even if they don’t play it [TOO TRUE… WISH I COULD PLAY. I BOUGHT A CHEAP PIANO STYLE KEYBOARD ONCE TO LEARN ON…]. Some plink and others are darn good.

Diet.

In my experience, a Geek guy’s diet consists mostly of sugar, junk food and anything microwaveable. [HEY, ALMOST ANYTHING IS MICROWAVABLE.] Now, this isn’t to say that a Geek guy can’t cook. Far from it. A lot of Geek guys can cook and cook well. [DEFINITELY]. They just don’t have the time or desire to do so… Esp. if they are on-line, working on a project or going to/are at a Game. However, if they want to impress someone, they will go all out. I’m a good cook and I’ve been impressed with some of the spreads my Geek buddies have laid out.

Loyal.

Geek guys make the best friends. They are usually fairly shy and have a small but close knit group of friends. If you make friends with a Geek guy, cherish him. You have a treasure. Not only is he a likable guy, he is loyal and steady. He is someone you can count on in times of need or frustration. He is a good listener and will help you solve a problem if you ask. Geek guys don’t make friends easily but once they do, they will go through Hell and High Water for you. You should do the same for him.

Intelligence.

This is usually what set your average Geek guy apart in the first place. He was smart. Smarter than the rest of the kids. He knows things. He can tell you how something works. He can help you understand something you don’t [JUST ASK]. He can broaden your horizons. He’s great at trivia games [SOMETIMES] or helping you figure out your computer or the newest piece of software. This same intelligence that has created the misfit of the Geek Guy, is the same intelligence that has created computers, the TV, email, video games, found cures for diseases, and many, many, many other inventions/cures. It has made life in general what it is today.

Parents love Geek guys.

Geek guys seem like wholesome, responsible, potential breadwinners who will be polite, courteous and gentlemanly with their daughter on a date. The Geek guy is someone that Fathers can quiz on intellectual situations and Mothers can talk to without being uncomfortable. Geek guys usually have no problem relating to parents or family pets. They will spend hours talking to parents about anything and everything.

Geek guys are romantic.

Yes, Geek guys are the hopeful romantics of the world. They want to be the Knight in shining armor, the poet of love, the bearer of gifts. He will bring you flowers and candy on Valentine’s Day. He will remember your birthday. He will take you out to dinner in a nice restaurant. Of course, his gifts and tokens of affection might not be of the everyday variety. The flowers may be via computer, the gift may be a heart sculpture made of microchips or a new screen saver with pictures of you and him together on it, the poetry may be full of odd phrasing comparing you to a computer or a piece of hardware, but the candy will be candy and you will have to share. *grin* No matter what you receive or how you receive it, your Geek guy will have only the best and most hopeful romantic thoughts in his head for you.

Geek guys are passionate about pleasure.

When I was talking about Parents and the Geek guy, I said that “Geek guys seem like wholesome, responsible, potential breadwinners who will be polite, courteous and gentlemanly with their daughter on a date.” While this is true, when the Geek guy and his date/gal pal/Significant Other are on their date/watching TV/etc… and are in the back seat of the car (or where ever they are in private), when the glasses come off, watch out. A Geek guy is very passionate and has a hidden wild streak. He is very eager to please and be pleased. If you have a fantasy… he will try to fulfill it, especially if the fantasy involves role-playing. And your Geek guy probably has a couple of fantasies that would make a sailor blush. Ask, you might be surprised. Geek guys can be serious hedonists.

Occupation.

Geek guys generally tend to the technical occupations. Computer Programmers, Engineers, Software/Hardware Quality Assurance, Hardware Engineers, System Administration, Tech Support. The list goes on. Sometimes, you’ll see a Geek guy in a writer’s or Editor’s position. If the Geek guy is still in college, he is usually working in the college computer lab, grading papers or being the Professor’s teaching assistant. As the world becomes more and more technical, the need for the Geek guy grows. They are the only ones who know how things work. Something to remember.

Where the Geek guy hangs out.

Actually, Geek guys hang out everywhere: Music stores, the workplace, the movies, a friend’s house, concerts, conventions, gaming or book stores, Malls, local 24 hour restaurants. The thing is, Geek guys have been so abused and maligned and ignored for so long, people no longer see them. Oh, people may see a Geek guy (or group of Geek guys) with their eyes but they don’t notice them. Geek guys are everywhere. Stop and look around you sometime. You’ll see what I mean.

There. Done. I hope you enjoyed this. Now that you’ve read all of it, I suppose you are wondering why I wrote it to begin with. Well, the answer is simple. I’ve known and liked Geek guys all my life. I was sent an essay that was supposed to be a humorous guide to Geek men for women. Unfortunately, I found it rather condescending, mean and exploitative towards the Geek guy. I wrote the Geek guy who sent it to me, pointing out how it was mildly amusing but that was lacking in many of the basic fundamentals of Geek guys in general. Then I wrote up some examples (Re: How does it work, Toys and Creativity.)

By the time I was done sending off the email, I had decided to write this. The extremely positive response from my Geek guy friend on what little I had written in the email made me even more determined to do so. I wanted people to see what I see when I encounter a Geek guy. I know Geek guys aren’t perfect. Far from it. But their faults have been pointed out a lot more than their good attributes. That’s why only the good things are pointed out in this essay. Geek guys are sweet, lovable, intelligent, creative, funny and definitely worth getting to know. Take the time to talk to one. You’ll be glad you did.