I found a good collection of Engineer Jokes…. So cute… and so real!

Q: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
A: Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.

So, people ask what an Electrical Engineer does… That is simple… The guidance system for the weapon…

And…

Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.