{"id":1742,"date":"2005-12-25T05:51:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-24T18:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/1742\/"},"modified":"2014-10-10T12:28:41","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T01:28:41","slug":"1742","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/1742","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I should have published this last night, but I forgot. This is a classic poem, which was released 20 years ago this month. It is an official internet standard, and you can read it all <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ietf.org\/rfc\/rfc968.txt\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>   Twas the night before start-up and all through the net,<br \/>     not a packet was moving; no bit nor octet.<br \/>   The engineers rattled their cards in despair,<br \/>     hoping a bad chip would blow with a flare.<br \/>   The salesmen were nestled all snug in their beds,<br \/>     while visions of data nets danced in their heads.<br \/>   And I with my datascope tracings and dumps<br \/>     prepared for some pretty bad bruises and lumps.<br \/>   When out in the hall there arose such a clatter,<br \/>     I sprang from my desk to see what was the matter.<\/p>\n<p>   There stood at the threshold with PC in tow,<br \/>     An ARPANET hacker, all ready to go.<br \/>   I could see from the creases that covered his brow,<br \/>     he&#8217;d conquer the crisis confronting him now.<br \/>   More rapid than eagles, he checked each alarm<br \/>     and scrutinized each for its potential harm.<\/p>\n<p>   On LAPB, on OSI, X.25!<br \/>     TCP, SNA, V.35!<\/p>\n<p>   His eyes were afire with the strength of his gaze;<br \/>     no bug could hide long; not for hours or days.<br \/>   A wink of his eye and a twitch of his head,<br \/>     soon gave me to know I had little to dread.<br \/>   He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,<br \/>     fixing a net that had gone plumb berserk;<br \/>   And laying a finger on one suspect line,<br \/>     he entered a patch and the net came up fine!<\/p>\n<p>   The packets flowed neatly and protocols matched;<br \/>     the hosts interfaced and shift-registers latched.<br \/>   He tested the system from Gateway to PAD;<br \/>     not one bit was dropped; no checksum was bad.<br \/>   At last he was finished and wearily sighed<br \/>     and turned to explain why the system had died.<br \/>   I twisted my fingers and counted to ten;<br \/>     an off-by-one index had done it again&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>An update is available <a href=\"http:\/\/www.annoyances.org\/exec\/show\/article09-209\">here<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I should have published this last night, but I forgot. This is a classic poem, which was released 20 years ago this month. It is an official internet standard, and you can read it all here. Twas the night before &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/1742\">  Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s5cfmK-1742","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1742"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1742"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1742\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}