{"id":1126,"date":"2006-05-04T20:14:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-04T10:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/1126\/"},"modified":"2014-10-10T12:24:02","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T01:24:02","slug":"1126","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/1126","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found a good collection of <a href=\"http:\/\/ron_larson.blogspot.com\/2006_01_01_ron_larson_archive.html#113774736903225751\">Engineer Jokes<\/a>&#8230;. So cute&#8230; and so real!<\/p>\n<p><i>Q: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?<br \/>A: Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>So, people ask what an Electrical Engineer does&#8230; That is simple&#8230; The guidance system for the weapon&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And&#8230; <\/p>\n<p><i>Normal people believe that if it ain&#8217;t broke, don&#8217;t fix it.<br \/>Engineers believe that if it ain&#8217;t broke, it doesn&#8217;t have enough features yet.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found a good collection of Engineer Jokes&#8230;. So cute&#8230; and so real! Q: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?A: Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets. So, people ask what an Electrical Engineer &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/1126\">  Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s5cfmK-1126","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}