{"id":1067,"date":"2006-05-17T10:50:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-17T00:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/1067\/"},"modified":"2014-10-10T12:23:28","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T01:23:28","slug":"1067","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/1067","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If Dr Seuss Wrote Computer Manuals&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>[I found the following cleaning up my HDD&#8230; Enjoy]<\/p>\n<p>If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, <br \/>And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, <br \/>And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, <br \/>Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!<\/p>\n<p>If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, <br \/>And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash, <br \/>And your data is corrupted &#8217;cause the index doesn&#8217;t hash, <br \/>Then your situation&#8217;s hopeless, and your system&#8217;s gonna crash!<\/p>\n<p>If the label on your cable on the gable at your house, <br \/>Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, <br \/>But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, <br \/>That&#8217;s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.<\/p>\n<p>And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, <br \/>So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, <br \/>Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, <br \/>&#8216;Cause as sure as I&#8217;m a poet, the sucker&#8217;s gonna hang!<\/p>\n<p>When the copy of your floppy&#8217;s getting sloppy on the disk, <br \/>And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, <br \/>Then you have to flash your memory and you&#8217;ll want to RAM your ROM, <br \/>Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Dr Seuss Wrote Computer Manuals&#8230; [I found the following cleaning up my HDD&#8230; Enjoy] If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/1067\">  Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s5cfmK-1067","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1067"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}