{"id":1057,"date":"2006-05-18T11:56:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-18T01:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/1057\/"},"modified":"2014-10-10T12:23:27","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T01:23:27","slug":"1057","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/1057","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are times that I get frightened. Such as when a prime minister says &#8216;Read My Lips &#8211; Now New Taxes&#8217;, or when a bank serves you quickly. Or when a phone company does something nice! Right now I think I really really need some protection.<\/p>\n<p>I just got an express post envelope in the post box! Nothing unusual about this, apart from having no return address on it. I did get really scared when I saw the Telstra letterhead inside. What have I done? Did I forget to pay my $500,000 phone bill or something? What is going on?<\/p>\n<p>Read a little further&#8230; &#8216;A small thank you from us&#8217; it read, and it included a double pass to the movies. And it contained a digitized signature from the head of Customer Sales and Service. There is only one small caveat on it &#8211; the ticket is not valid after 5PM on a saturday evening. <\/p>\n<p>Now I only have one problem&#8230; Who to go to the movies with.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are times that I get frightened. Such as when a prime minister says &#8216;Read My Lips &#8211; Now New Taxes&#8217;, or when a bank serves you quickly. Or when a phone company does something nice! Right now I think &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/1057\">  Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s5cfmK-1057","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1057"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1057"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1057\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.radio-active.net.au\/web3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}