Firstly, Radioactive Snails have been discovered in Spain where the US dropped a few bombs by accident 40 years ago spreading radiation. The bombs did not explode though, and the US cleaned up the site. Now snails are being found with too much radiation, leading people to suspect that there is more contaminated soil on the site.

In Ohio, a lawyer has been caught on CCTV going around the court house naked. He has been charged with indecency. The only lawyer I know from that part of the world thankfully has not been inside a court for years… Not since he visited the Australian High Court….

And right now there are a few news stories on the BBC that I want to read. But they are having some technical problems so all I can see is messages like ‘[an error occurred while processing this directive]’ when I try to view a Web Page.